Get some Cool Whip lids and watch the fat melt away

Happy Fitness Friday everyone! If you’re serious about getting in shape, you cannot afford to go another day without…

Elite Core Sliders

I dont know about the blog’s readers but I am old enough to remeber when these were known as Cool Whip container lids and we’re designed with the specific purpose of keeping that delicious non-dairy goodness both fresh and in it’s place until just before you decide to ruin a perfectly good slice of pumpkin pie with it.

Seriously, if your pie, coffee, milkshake needs a little something, use the real thing; cream, vanilla, and sugar instead of; water, hydrogenated vegetable oil, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skim milk, less than 2% of light cream, sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, sodium polyphosphate, and beta carotene (as a coloring). It’s better for you and much better tasting.

I seem to have gotten off track there…

Anyway, I am all about capitalism and fitness but a constant fear of a nasty de-toothing courtesy of my hardwood floor or the demonstrably unpleasant sensation of walking on ice (something I am not particularly good at or fond of) completely rule these out as an option for me. That and, I am more of a traditionalist who believes cycling, running, picking heavy things up and putting them down, and boot camp inspired moves like burpees, push-ups, and pull-ups are better than plastic circles or any gadget an infomercial tells you will get you ready for bathing suit season in only 18 minutes a day.

With the exception of bands, which are awesome for their portability and cost savings versus a set of weights and push-up stands which are easier on the wrist and give you a greater range of motion than traditional push-ups, fitness gadgets (unless making you lighter in the wallet is your weight loss goal) will always let you down.

“For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come.”

-Timothy 4:8

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