Due to the impending apocalypse, I wouldn’t make any plans for tomorrow

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In case you haven’t heard the news, it’s pretty much a guarantee that the world is going to end today.

And by pretty much a guarantee, I mean not a gurantee at all as dire predictions of eminent apocalyptic doom and gloom come and go all the time yet the sun still rises and sets just as it has since the beginning.

Thinking…

OK, I have an honest admission for all the people who read this blog.

Every now and then I get an idea for a post, start running with it, and then completely lose track of the point, if there even was one, I was trying to make. That’s what is going on here.

So, what point can I make of yet another “certain end” that will inevitably come and go?

Thinking…

Since I have nothing, I will just give you a few reasons we can all be happy we get to live another day.

Yeah humanity! Every day you wake up a bigger winner than you were yesterday.

Did you know that AR-15s can literally blow up animals?

Why are we allowed to have these weapons that blow up… literally blow up animals if you were hunting with them?

Noted economist/actress who is grossly underpaid compared to Robert Downey Jr. speaks out about the horrors of income inequality

Gwyneth, contrast these two sentences:

“I saw Iron Man because of Robert Downey Jr.”

“I saw Iron Man despite Gwyneth Paltrow.”

Renowned astrophysicist/art expert, Neil deGrasse Tyson answers deep, tough, probing questions like…

“If you were going to be painted nude, but the background of the painting was on the surface of a planet of your choice, what planet would you choose and why?”

Good News! Russian gangs might be selling nuclear material to ISIS

Criminal gangs with Russian links are operating a thriving black market in nuclear materials in Eastern Europe, often with the explicit intent of connecting sellers to Middle Eastern extremist groups including Islamic State.

Top 10 Leadership lessons from Fidel Castro

All I’ve got for this is a quote.

“Satire doesn’t stand a chance against reality anymore.”

– Jules Feiffer

And now my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. Gather ’round for some good old fashioned preaching from (no matter what, he’s still better than Hillary) The Gospel of Bernie Sanders.

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Can I get an amen? I mean. Where is that giant asteroid already?



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19 replies

  1. Have you ever heard of this prophecy that was made by William Branham that the 7 year count down begins the year the U.S. elects its first female president.

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  2. Well, James… It’s been nice knowing you. I’m certain this is the **real** apocalypse–why would eBible steer us wrong?

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  3. I wonder if the world already ended in Australia…

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  4. Reblogged this on Talmidimblogging and commented:
    My last meal came from Burger King 😀

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  5. My dad was the minister of a small nondenominational church when I was in elementary school way back during the Kennedy administration. When the Cuban Missile Crisis hit the news, we had duck and cover nuclear war drills in school, while my dad was preaching about the end being “at the very doors.”

    Can you imagine the nightmares I had as a kid?
    Can you imagine the flashbacks I am having now?

    Even so, Lord, Thy will be done… and please come quickly.

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    • Oh my goodness, as I was sending that last comment a huge fireball just exploded — VERY LOUD — in the sky right outside. There is a cell tower across the street from us, and we are having a thunder storm right now with some flash flooding in the streets. I believe the tower was just struck by lightning. The family who lives in the little house right next to the tower just left in a hurry.

      My head hurts. Yikes.

      No weapon formed against us shall prosper. I believe that includes flash floods and lightning strikes. 😀

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