In case you haven’t heard the news, it’s pretty much a guarantee that the world is going to end today.
And by pretty much a guarantee, I mean not a gurantee at all as dire predictions of eminent apocalyptic doom and gloom come and go all the time yet the sun still rises and sets just as it has since the beginning.
OK, I have an honest admission for all the people who read this blog.
Every now and then I get an idea for a post, start running with it, and then completely lose track of the point, if there even was one, I was trying to make. That’s what is going on here.
So, what point can I make of yet another “certain end” that will inevitably come and go?
Since I have nothing, I will just give you a few reasons we can all be happy we get to live another day.
Yeah humanity! Every day you wake up a bigger winner than you were yesterday.
Why are we allowed to have these weapons that blow up… literally blow up animals if you were hunting with them?
Gwyneth, contrast these two sentences:
“I saw Iron Man because of Robert Downey Jr.”
“I saw Iron Man despite Gwyneth Paltrow.”
“If you were going to be painted nude, but the background of the painting was on the surface of a planet of your choice, what planet would you choose and why?”
Criminal gangs with Russian links are operating a thriving black market in nuclear materials in Eastern Europe, often with the explicit intent of connecting sellers to Middle Eastern extremist groups including Islamic State.
All I’ve got for this is a quote.
“Satire doesn’t stand a chance against reality anymore.”
– Jules Feiffer
And now my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ. Gather ’round for some good old fashioned preaching from (no matter what, he’s still better than Hillary) The Gospel of Bernie Sanders.
Can I get an amen? I mean. Where is that giant asteroid already?